Robotussin

I’ve got a problem kiddies. Every year around this time I come down with the flu or a cold or whatever the fuck it is. In retaliation I take a shitload of vitamins and buy a mega duo-pack of Robotussin DM. My problem is, I don’t use the little shot glass that comes with it. Drinkit from the bottle till that damn cough gone bro! For half of the month of November and most of December I am merely floating outside of my body and watching its hijinks. It’s pretty fun actually. Wait, no. DONT BE LIKE ME KIDS! DONT BE LIKE ME!