Admit That You’re Gay Video- Gay to make a comeback?

To start things off, I’m not gay.

Really.

Some people may come to that conclusion, be it my amazing haircuts, impeccable style of dress, on point diction, the fact that I make out with dudes from time to time.

I only make out for money, seriously, that means it isn’t gay.

And I’m thinking about ladies when I do it, too.

But this is besides the point. I just want to let all you trolls and ejerks out there know that you can stop sending me the link to this video.

It is hilarious. I know. Excellent use of purple WordArt. It has a starring cast of John F. Kennedy (not gay), Richard M. Nixon (prolly not gay), Jesus (Eeeh…), and some kid that looks like Zack Efron (Ok, totes gay). Also, is that Crispin Glover at 3:20? He is so not gay, and also a great dancer. See? You don’t have to be gay to be a good dancer. You have to be Crispin Hellion Glover.

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