Eyelinerrobot is unconscious, halfway hidden underneath the couch. His cat Lucifer wanders over and nuzzles his face.
Lucifer- Oi, ER, wake up. You slept through Friday again!
ER- Mumble… Tecmo Superbowl…
Lucifer- Seriously! I’m hungry and you didn’t do your drink update again!
Ceiling Fan- I’m starving too!
Lucifer- Shut up! You don’t need to eat.
Ceiling Fan- Doesn’t mean I don’t want to.
Lucifer- I’ll cover for you this one time ER, but if you don’t wake up by tomorrow I’m totally gonna pee all over your clothes again.
ER- Super… Super Punch out…
Lucifer- Alright, this is a classic called the Absinthe Frappe.
Pour two ounces of absinthe into a thin six-ounce glass.
Fill the glass three-quarters full with cracked ice.
Add a half teaspoon of simple syrup or sugar and two ounces of carbonated or plain water, then fill glass with more cracked ice.
Stir, using a long-handled spoon with up and down motion until outside of glass is well frosted.
Strain into another glass that has been chilled.
Remove the ice from the original glass.
Now pour the absinthe frappé back into the well frosted glass and serve.
Lucifer- This is a great drink for hot summer nights, or if you are like ER over there, mornings.
ER- Adventures of… Lolo…
Lucifer- If you will excuse me, I have a lot of water to drink…
Pile of Laundry- Oh Noes!