EyelinerRobot-What are you drinking!?
Tommy- (Taking a dainty sip through a twisty straw) Its a Pina Colada!
ER- (Slaps Tommy across the face) You disrespect me and you disrespect this bar with that fruity tropical eyesore!
Tommy- But… (lower lip trembling) its all I ever order! I’m ascared of big boy drinks… (a tear rolls down his cheek).
ER- (Grabs the pina colada glass and breaks it over Tommys head) You’re scared of pina coladas now, aren’t you booger!
Tommy- Waah! My blood tastes like pinesnapples!
ER- Lemme make you a real drink.
Tommy- Sniff, mmkoy…
Continued After The Break… The Bacardi Cocktail
